Radicalized Octogenarian

A radicalized octogenarian?

That sounds like a contrarian description—

Given that most octomen or octodames

Can’t even walk without a pair of canes.

But reading what old Mitch McConnell says,

As he’s about to set brave Medicare ablaze,

And sharpening his axe to hew down SSA,

Octos must start to weigh a radical response.

The suicide wheelchair’s next in line

Of terrorist weapons to break your spine.

The TNT cane set off by a weak tap

Awaits your kidnap in an old folks home.

But who was the perp? A laid-off librarian?

Not this time: an octo-Hungarian.