Thursday, January 26, 2012

Elections, Elections


They’re everywhere, everywhere. Even we are now actively committed. The superpac ads are exploding all around us, we’re attending every spellbinding debate, we’re hitting the streets canvassing for our candidate, It (our candidate is unusual in being an It) is, we think, the only candidate worthy of political effort. And It only wants to raise our taxes (which tells you how we vote around here) by a staggering 0.7 mills per annum—or as much of that at maximum that It will need over the next eight years to balance Its budget. Yes, we say! Yes, to that.

2 comments:

  1. Yes, that would be a candidate I could get behind unequivocally.

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